What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Your going to be alright just relax

This isn't going to, hurt.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?